Welcome to Our World of Transformation

Hey there, friend! We’re Keith & Ariel, your guides at the intersection of mind, body, and spirit—where ancient wisdom meets cutting-edge science to help you break free from limiting patterns and step into the life you were meant to live.

Who We Are

We’re the co-founders of Functional Astrology and Holomorohic Therapy, and we’ve spent decades exploring the hidden architecture of the mind, the intelligence of the body, and the cycles of the cosmos. With backgrounds in neuroscience, psychology, astrology, NLP, and esoteric traditions, we blend ancient wisdom with modern science to help people break free from what Western medicine calls ‘impossible.’

Our work is for seekers, healers, and high-level thinkers who refuse to accept stagnation. We’ve guided coaches, entrepreneurs, and transformational leaders through the deep rewiring and alignment process necessary for true personal freedom.

We’ve trained with shamans, facilitators, and indigenous wisdom keepers, and we know this truth firsthand: The mind and body are far more powerful than we’ve been led to believe.

How We Can Work Together

If you’re ready to explore the cycles shaping your life, unlock the deeper intelligence of your mind and body, and finally break free from what’s keeping you stuck, we invite you to reach out. Drop us a message at info@twoalchemists.com, and let’s see if we’re a fit.

Stay Connected

Every new edition of our Substack lands directly in your inbox (or in your spam folder, if the algorithms get confused). You can also find us engaging with our students inside our Functional Astrology community—a space where learning, growth, and transformation happen daily.

We answer every inquiry ourselves—no VAs, no automation.

Because transformation is personal. And we’re in this together.

Stronger together,
Keith & Ariel